Whether you’re an entrepreneur, business owner or marketing manager, sometimes you just have to write your own copy.
Not everyone can be a copywriter. But every piece of copy must communicate the right messages.
Send your copy to me at the Copy Clinic, and I’ll make sure it’s working as hard as possible.
I’ll diagnose any problems, and prescribe the life-saving procedures that will have your communications glowing with good health.
I’ll outline my recommendations in a detailed ‘before & after’ document, and I’ll also provide valuable copywriter tips and advice to help you keep your copy in the best shape going forward.
Get a second opinion on your copy.
Homepage feeling a bit meh or emails need an injection of personality?
If you write your own business copy, you’ll know it’s not always easy to make your words say what you want them to. I can help you with that.
I’ve been an advertising and marketing copywriter for over two decades. Let me take a look at your copy, and I’ll nip and tuck it into something that reflects your brand, resonates with your audience and pops off the page.
Want to see my credentials? Check me out here.
You'll get back:
A ‘before & after’ doc with detailed edits to your copy.
A clear rationale for any changes I suggest.
Tips and advice to help you write future copy.
How
it works.
1. Select
the standard or express service.
2. Answer
some very quick questions about your business.
3. Paste
your copy into the box or upload a file. One piece of copy = 300 words max.
4. Submit
the form, enter your payment details, check your inbox in a couple of days.
Standard
- 4-day turnaround
Standard
Express
- 2-day turnaround
Express
What other people
say about me.
It’s quite simple – Nigel has a way with words. Send him your most complex jargon and you can be sure it’ll come back making complete sense and fit for purpose. Nigel’s also got the expert knack of getting your brand tone of voice spot on. And that’s the point, he gets it right every time. He’s also great to work with, wears his heart on his sleeve and you can trust he’ll deliver to your deadline.
Ruth Poulton
Corporate Responsibility Manager
Annoyingly good copywriter! The “I wish I could’ve thought of that” and “I wish I could have articulated it like that” reactions are what have kept me working with Nige for years. Nige is one of the most creative and strategic people I’ve had the pleasure to work with. Nothing is too much trouble and he’s just a legend to work with.
Sian Lenegan
Business Owner
Working with Nige was a pleasure from start to finish. He made the process so simple, and I was really surprised at the level of feedback to help me understand how/where I can make improvements going forwards. The result is fantastic and I can’t wait to see what else he can do with the rest of my copy!
I’ve worked with other copywriters in the past but will most definitely be sticking with Nige from now on.
Kellie Noon
Business Owner
Got a question?
Ask anything you want about The Copy Clinic, or even about me. Use this form or email hello@thisisnt.co.uk
Terms of use
Scope
When using the Copy Clinic, you’re not engaging me to write or rewrite your copy. Instead, my role is to review what you’ve written and offer my edits and advice to create a new improved version of your original. I’ll always do this to the best of my ability. But just like in life, there are no guarantees. I can’t promise you’ll like all of my comments or suggestions, and I don’t guarantee that the improved version will definitely result in the number of sales or conversions you’re looking for.
Revisions and refunds
Your satisfaction is important to me and of course I want you to like what you get back. However copy revisions and amends are not part of the Copy Clinic service. So if you’d like me to relook at anything I’ve supplied, there may be an additional fee. Also, because copywriting is so subjective, and I’ll have already spent time on your job, I’m afraid I have a no-refunds policy. I am human though. If you’re not completely happy with copy I’ve provided, hopefully we’ll be able to work it out over email.
Online purchases
The Copy Clinic is a ‘pay in advance’ service. If you’re paying via PayPal, debit card, or credit card, you give me permission to automatically charge your card for payment before I start work. Any requests submitted to the Clinic without payment won’t receive any love and attention until payment is received.
Your information
I won’t pass on any of your personal information to third parties, and I won’t mention to anyone that I’m even working with you. Like you, I also hate unsolicited email. So once our business is completed, the only contact you’ll get from me is the occasional message – unless of course you’d like us to keep in touch.
Marketing
I may, at some point in the future, use work submitted to the Copy Clinic for promotional purposes. If I do, any details that identify your brand or business will be removed or changed. If you’re not comfortable with that, just let me know.
If you have any questions about any of these terms of use, please contact me.